Thursday, February 25, 2010

Jesus Luz

Madonna’s boyfriend: Jesus Luz, has just signed a two single record deal with Madonna’s old label ‘Warner’ and they also have first refusal on an album should the track be a success!
Madonna has reportedly pulled more than a few strings to get Jesus on the books and has also has also come at her expense in more ways than one: First off it’s rumoured that she’s had to give permission for her No.1 hits ‘Like a prayer’ & ‘Vogue’ to be licensed in major TV adds in America (Something Madonna hardly EVER does) ...
Also it’s been said that she’s footing the bill for all his studio time and expenses...
I just hope it’s all worth it Madonna!
At least I’ll have the B-Side of his track which will be a re-mix featuring Madonna vocal as a souvenir!

13 comments:

  1. Jesus Luz is uber distracting! I'm having difficulty concentrating on your deathless prose! I guess if you're some sort of diva you get these wonderful things on your arm. I fell for Joshua Bowman, Amy Winehouse's brief fling. Such a kissable mouth! The Cheryl Cole thing is a point well-made, but they're both such unacceptable people (tho' she's the best of the two) that it's difficult to rouse any ... Yawn! Love Alec

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  2. Really... i don’t see it myself, i think he looks rather plastic ... Lol
    Didn’t know who Josh was so i had to google him, he looks miles better than Jesus though (more ‘normal’)

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  3. Oh plastic, schmastic! You out to depress me again! I give you that I get to see so few people, plastic or not, that the threshold of my critical faculties is set at a very low point. The wooden horse on my desk is looking very attractive right now. And I agree about preferring Amy's choice. It must be really hard always being right, In fact I'm no longer sure if I can trust my judgement without submitting it for your approval. So here is the horse. Cruz/horse/Cruz/horse/Cr ... ? Love Alec

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  4. Lmao ... Horse no! Who / What the hell is ‘Cruz’...? (before i comment) :-)

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  5. Luz! Did I write Cruz! I did - Luz/Cruz/Schmuz! Who cares. Comment now! <3

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  6. Actually, Alan Whiteman, you just got here in time. I was crying my eyes out and not in a good state. So I take back (nearly) every insult I've sent you. <3

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  7. Lol, first of... chin up, back straight and head held high! Hope your feeling better! Secondly... Neither Luz or Horse, i’m sure i could better!
    Thirdly... Your takin’ everything back ... Lmao, i can’t believe it! i think you've made my Friday (even if it is only 6:26am ... Lol) :-)

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  8. You get up eeeaaarlyyy! And I said 'nearly'. 'Neither Luz or horse' is the wrong answer (not just because it should be 'nor'). I call that dissing my horse that I used to take to bed with me. (What does it say about a child whose cuddly toy was a wooden horse?) Obviously the answer is horse. And thanks. I'm sure you could ;)

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  9. Yeah i was in work at 6:05 this morning ... Early bird and that ... Lol
    Hope you’re (right one?) feeling better today!
    I think folks should always aim high, then reduce standards if you can’t achive it (but at least have a go) so i would suggest: Chris Salvatore

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  10. Wow! Right one! I feel like my life has not been a complete failure! Now it just remains to see if you can keep it up! Chris Salvatore - 'Eating Out' Chris Salvatore? - I'll give him a go O Guru. Thanks <3 p.s. an 'e' in achieve! Last laugh hehe!

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  11. Chris Salvatore! Alright, so I fall in love very very easily! <3<3<3

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  12. Lmao – My taste is of the highest standards ... Lol :-)

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